Dear Diary,

Um... Sorry we haven't talked much lately. I don't know what to say. I missed you.

Anyway, I just wanted to e-jot something down really quickly. I've decided on my last words and possible legacy. Before I die (hopefully in someone important's arms) I'll whisper "I'll only be gone forever." Then all my friends and family will get my last words tattooed on them in whatever place is trendy at my time of death. I wonder if the upper thigh tattoo will ever catch on...

-Nick