Dear Diary,

Today is Mom's birthday. I don't know what to get her. Maybe I'll make her a mixtape. If I do, I'd definitely include these songs. This is the kind of shit I'd include in a DJ set at a house party

AC Slater - Jack Got Jacked (Jack Beats Remix)

FUKKK OFFF - Rave Is King (Le Castle Vania Remix)

Does It Offend You, Yeah - We Are Rockstars (Cold Blank Remix)

So stoked to see Le Castle Vania live again next week at EDC. I got my "I Love You But I've Chosen Disco" shirt all ready. I think lots of people are buying them for EDC, since only small and x-large are in stock. I guess not many little kids or fat people like LCV. And what's up with them only stocking medium for girls? Maybe they're trying to tell fat girls they need to lose some weight before they can rock with the rest of us.

-Nick.